1 – Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

2 -Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

3 – How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

4 – Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

5 – Why are spiders s}o smart? They can find everything on the web.

6 – Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

7 – Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

8 –  I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

9 – Which U.S. state is known for its especially small soft drinks? Minnesota.

10 – Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.